We made the one we wanted

Most VPNs are sold like cable TV: lots of locations, big numbers, forgettable apps. We wanted one that just worked, didn't oversell its pipes, and didn't try to be a personality brand. Since we couldn't find it, we made it. Then friends asked for an account, and here we are.

What you get

• An entry that survives congested days, not just calm ones.
• An exit in Switzerland at full speed — no overselling.
• Spare capacity, on purpose. That's the whole point of staying small.
• Replies from humans who run the network, usually within hours.

What you don't get

• Twenty server locations. We have a few good ones.
• Affiliate spam. We don't pay reviewers.
• Marketing budget. This site is most of it.
• Promises we can't keep.

Why invite only

Each member is a known load. We open invitations in small batches so we can keep the headroom we like. It's not about exclusivity — it's about not breaking the thing we built.